It’s not a hot flash. I’m hot. I am having a power surge. ~ me

Spring has me in a whirlwind—new job vibes, a hair transformation journey (blond/grey/white, anyone?), and cozying up with my significant other. I had grand plans of chronicling my weekly escapades, but let’s be real, time vanishes faster than socks in a dryer, thanks to laundry, dinner duties, and playing mom at my youngest’s sports showdowns. Oh, and let’s not forget my (3) four-legged troublemakers—the dogs.

Then, enter the cosmic disruptor—cue the solar storm. Suddenly, I’m feeling like a hot mess, and it’s not just because of the dogs’ antics. My energy is serpentine, tangled up and twisted by the universe’s shenanigans. Doubt, insecurity, and a sprinkle of unexplained rage (definitely not the ‘pause) are on the menu, all courtesy of this rogue solar serpent.

And guess what? I’m not alone in this serpentine saga. My fellow empaths are all in a tizzy, knocked off our zen game by the cosmic chaos. The usual routine of guiding lost souls through their storms… Now it’s my turn to seek shelter and maybe a bit of cosmic TLC.

Picture this—a routine drive to see a patient, and boom! There’s a guy sprawled in a ditch, midday, bike on top of him, groceries everywhere. I couldn’t just cruise by. Cue 911, but the local bystander’s reaction? Classic! “He’s just drunk,” she says, “you’re not from here are you?” eyes rolling. Well, excuse me for caring, lady!

The solar serpent keeps slithering, even into Mother’s Day weekend, throwing shade on my usual zen vibes. And those Northern Lights in South Carolina? Is this a sign or just more cosmic clownery? I mean, maybe we should be a little bit weary about this unnatural event!

But hold up! There’s a glimmer of hope amidst the chaos. My universe starts to find its groove again. Life’s journey? It’s a wild ride—full of twists, turns, and the occasional ditch encounter. But each curve is a chance to grow, a reminder of our own cosmic resilience.

In the end, I’ll take life’s crazy rollercoaster, solar serpents and all. It’s what makes the ride worth it—raw, unpredictable, and uniquely mine. So, bring it on, universe. I’m ready to ride out the next wave of cosmic chaos with a wink and a smile.